Monday, October 16, 2006

Life Lesson Number 4

Nothing screams high comedy like late nights and a stack of crumpled up money. So let me be one of the very first to say hello to our new Google Overlords and welcome them to come ransack my apartment at their leisure. Many questions will accopmany this invasion of privacy of course. What will they be looking for? How many liberties will they take with my sleeping roommates? Should I clean up the place before they get here? I don't have all the answers, but I do know this; I've been paid so everybody else can stick it.

Now which multi-billion dollar corporation would like a foot rub huh?

Monday, October 02, 2006

Life Lesson #3 (My friend Cody)

I tend to be sort of an insomniac. So no being able to sleep anyway I decided to explore the psychological effects of a handful of No Dose and the confining, yet oh so comforting, nature of my bedroom.